Well im bored out of my mind so im going to injoy this moment to annyo you. So please read the following.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. So if your werid please copy this onto your profile/blog thingy.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Yep im bored and theres nothing i can do about it! Oh, well
2 comments:
Oh my gosh!! That is sooo funny! I am SO going to paste that on my blog.
p.s. You've been tagged! Go to lifeofacerealkiller.blogspot.com and go to "Tag!"
lol. this is hiralious( wait did i spell that rite?) anyways mad funny i would paste it on my blog but dont have one dont want one... so yea
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